Vintage Road Racing Association

in the never ending search for spectator draw, and after listening to a newscast on competitive jousting, this could be the next "big thing". the rules have yet to be written, but 1st gear only might be in order. only flat chested females could carry the lance, since cone shaped armour would tend to trap the lance and stop it from glancing off. Alloy could be used but not titanium (out of period). All tender parts of the rig must be covered to avoid needless pain to the animal. All rigs must be on the same side so that the monkeys (er nights and nightess are not separated by feckless drivers. Anyone brought up in the English school system has an immediate advantage, having read Ivanhoe as a child they know all the moves. Extra points for having visited Ashby De La Zouch where the lists are still in use. Just a thought. Paul.

Dear Marie
Please take Paul to the nearest track day-immediately!

Sincerest regards
Dave

Paul
I don't know if you've noticed but there are no flatchested woman in the VRRA.So now you have yer first conumdrum,but then i am not suggesting either that you.ve been searching either.So Paul are we going to have this jousting match at Shanny on the start finish line.By the way Paul have you been spending to much time in the shop.maybe the welding fumes are getting to ya.You tell Marie to take you into town for an icecream and becareful you don't get a brain freeze either.talk to you soon Paul..
Regards Paul

Who says there are no such women ?? And \i'm sure some would be thrilled to know that they are in demand.... but I digress.

Yes I know Mike what you'd be refering too,and am going to stop there before i get myself into trouble. See you at Shanny Mike.you are going to like the 69 cb350 i am bringing out.

Regards Paul

I'm thinking any rules regulating bust size would be open to a Charter appeal. However, sidecar Polo would certainly be interesting.

weve been jousting at the port burwell scooter rally for about 10 yrs now, gotta say its a lot of fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RkiLdY7 ... e=youtu.be

Scooterboy - that's hilarious and looks like a lot of fun.

Thanks for sharing.

Jan

Yes Scooterboy that looks a great time indeed.but would never get past some of our people.Rules n regs and the likes.

Regards Paul